Category Archives: REVIEWS!

Goat Simulator: Mmore Goatz Edition for the XBOX ONE! The Mini Review?

Last week, something unthinkable happened to me. I turned on my Xbox One to actually play a game on it… Mmore Goatz…. What happened next.. Well you will have to read about it.. Read the rest of this entry

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I am Bread… The Half Ass PS4 Review!

It’s that time again! For you to read! You can still do that? Can Bread Read? I don’t know man… I don’t know… Well… Come with me…. Become bread… Become IT!  Have I ever told you about the time I almost deleted a game about bread? Read the rest of this entry

Phantom Breaker Battle Grounds Over Drive… The Short… HALF ASS REVIEW! for the PS4!

Phantom Breaker : Battlegrounds -Overdrive-_20150807094452 Guess what day it is… No.. Not Hump DAY! It is Friday! It is time for another Half Ass Review! Have you accepted Phantom Breaker in your heart as your beat em up savior? Read the rest of this entry

Dezkly Presents.. “Lost Dimension” The Half Ass Review.. For the VITA!

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Hello everyone! It has been awhile.. And everything I can’t remember… As fucked up as it all may seem… The consequences that I’ve rendered…
I’ve stretched myself beyond my means. Wait.. Here is a half ass review for a good game.. Enjoy? Read the rest of this entry

Farming Simulator 15…. For the PlayStation 4.. THE REVIEW

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Last week Farming Simulator 15 hit consoles, Does it live up to the reputation of being the best Farm Simulator? Lets find out in another gripping review that you might or might not read? Just remember… Get out your Fucking Chainsaw! This is the review for Farming Simulator 15 on the PlayStation 4? Read the rest of this entry

Nom Nom Galaxy.. THE REVIEW!

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Are you hungry? Will soup do you? Lets take a trip to the Playstation 4. Ready to make that soup and send it off into space on a damn rocket! Come with me.. Because where we are going.. Me and you are going to make some Soup…  Also… Nom Nom Nomin on Heavens Dooraaa. If you don’t sing that in your head.. You won’t get it..  Like always.. You do not have to read all of this.. Jump down to the bottom where it says my “Opinion Part of the Review”.. If you know what the hell is going on in the game and just want to see what I think of it.. Read the rest of this entry

Hyperdimension Neptunia PP – THE REVIEW!

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Are you ready? Are you ready to read about what I think about PP? Can you handle PP? Did I Enjoy PP on my Vita?? All this and more will be answered on the next NEPTUNE BALL PP! Wait.. Just keep nep-nep… Read the rest of this entry

Daylight – THE REVIEW!

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Do you like the dark? Do you like playing as a Female? Do you like glow sticks? Do you like to run? No I am not talking about Tomb Raider.. This is Daylight! I played it on the PS4 and this is The Review! Read the rest of this entry

Mini Reveiws of what I played March 31st to April 28th?

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Are you ready to read? Do you want to know what all I played for this last month? Do you want to know if it was good or not? Do you care… Most likely not.. But the show goes on… Read the rest of this entry

Do you want to Catch a Demon? Demon Gaze The Review!

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So do you.. Do you punk? Do you like firs person Rpg’s? Do you like Demons? Do you like perverted Humor? Do you like Hard Games? Do you wanna die? I promise you..I will treat you well..My sweet angel..So help me, Jesus
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