Goat Simulator on the PS4.. THE HALF ASS REVIEW!

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You know what time it is.. Its friday? Time for another Half Ass Review! Today special guest is a special goat… GOAT SIMULATOR for the PS4! Are you ready to read your fucking mind out?

As a few of you know.. I actually reviewed this for the Xbox One a few months. It was great.. I loved it like I always have.. It was a reason for me to turn on my xbone the last few months but now.. It can go collect some fucking dust because It is on the PlayStation 4/3… So if you would like to read my old review.. Click here?

So where to start.. This is basically the same as the xbox one release. Everything is still around.. You can play with up to 4 friends offline. Both maps are still around. Both will let you create as much goat chaos that you want? I did notice a few things different.. Some of the text is more family friendly.. It was like this on the xbone also.. And can be like this on the PC if you select it..

It also has the same textures as the xbox one release. Yes they look goofy but the game is goofy and over the top.. Even though they kinda look more like TMNT in the PC release.. But you know.. Sometimes you got to do what you got to do.

 

It still has all these odd ball things in it.. You can spend hours on a slot machine that never pays out.. Wait.. those pictures.. they look like.. What the hell?  I know.. you are asking.. ” What Is New…. Why should I give money to this game again if I already have it on the 360/xbone”…..

 

Well it still has Mutators? You are into that? You can unlock a bunch in game and a few are good to go from the start… Oh yeah… It does have a never before seen VR Mutator… Yes the future of Goat Simulator is here and it will blow your mind out of your head…

 

And it looks like that.. I shit you the fucking not.. It is one gigantic trip of mind fuckness.. You seem like you are going twice as fast. You get a 2x score bonus also.. This is the type of shit that I would of loved to see Hunter S. Thompson fuck around in.. Can you imagine? The sad thing is.. for me I could only play with this on for about 10 minutes before my eyes wanted to kill me..

 

Oddly enough if you pull the camera straight up.. It almost becomes like a “Google Street” view.. and you can actually get some pretty cool screen shots doing this.. Like that one.. Admit it… Beautiful..

 

So the VR is weird.. Why else should people buy it? Well it has two platinum trophies.. One for PS3 and One for PS4. So if you are a trophy whore… It has you covered… And that is about it.. Kept it short on this Half ass review.. But you knew the moment that you clicked this… You knew I liked this game and you should just go buy it…  Buy that fucking goat, Man!

Want to check out some streams? Maybe even myself playing it? Search for #PlayStationMVP on twitter.. Watch us do goat things?

Goat Simulator is out now on the PS4 and PS3 for $10. It is not cross buy but it does have two platinum.

Developed/Published by Coffee Stain Studio / Double Eleven Limited

 

Disclaimer! The nice people at Double Eleven Limited was nice enough to provide me with a review copy.. It was nice of them.. I do really love this game..

 

And now a Quote that sums up everything?

“No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me off in another direction — toward anarchy and poverty and craziness. That maddening delusion that a man can lead a decent life without hiring himself out as a Judas Goat.” Hunter S. Thompson

 

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About Dezkly ZQuestion

A Gamer that plays all the PS3/Vita/PS4 Retail Releases.. and more? Over 1700 games played.. and counting?

Posted on August 14, 2015, in Blah Blah Blah! and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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