Goat Simulator: Mmore Goatz Edition for the XBOX ONE! The Mini Review?

Last week, something unthinkable happened to me. I turned on my Xbox One to actually play a game on it… Mmore Goatz…. What happened next.. Well you will have to read about it.. Read the rest of this entry

I am Bread… The Half Ass PS4 Review!

It’s that time again! For you to read! You can still do that? Can Bread Read? I don’t know man… I don’t know… Well… Come with me…. Become bread… Become IT!  Have I ever told you about the time I almost deleted a game about bread? Read the rest of this entry

Goat Simulator on the PS4.. THE HALF ASS REVIEW!


You know what time it is.. Its friday? Time for another Half Ass Review! Today special guest is a special goat… GOAT SIMULATOR for the PS4! Are you ready to read your fucking mind out? Read the rest of this entry

Abyss Odyssey Extended Dream Edition – about a week ago play


Hey look.. Something new for the site! Here is the plan.  I blind play a game and then almost a week later I write up something about it.. No notes.. No going back for a refresh… Just the little bit of screenshots I got from plaything the game and what I remember. Trust me.. You don’t know how bad it’s going to get. If you think shit sucks now, You ain’t seen nothing yet. Lets do this! Read the rest of this entry

Phantom Breaker Battle Grounds Over Drive… The Short… HALF ASS REVIEW! for the PS4!

Phantom Breaker : Battlegrounds -Overdrive-_20150807094452 Guess what day it is… No.. Not Hump DAY! It is Friday! It is time for another Half Ass Review! Have you accepted Phantom Breaker in your heart as your beat em up savior? Read the rest of this entry

Dezkly Presents.. “Lost Dimension” The Half Ass Review.. For the VITA!


Hello everyone! It has been awhile.. And everything I can’t remember… As fucked up as it all may seem… The consequences that I’ve rendered…
I’ve stretched myself beyond my means. Wait.. Here is a half ass review for a good game.. Enjoy? Read the rest of this entry

Farming Simulator 15…. For the PlayStation 4.. THE REVIEW



Last week Farming Simulator 15 hit consoles, Does it live up to the reputation of being the best Farm Simulator? Lets find out in another gripping review that you might or might not read? Just remember… Get out your Fucking Chainsaw! This is the review for Farming Simulator 15 on the PlayStation 4? Read the rest of this entry

Nom Nom Galaxy.. THE REVIEW!

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Are you hungry? Will soup do you? Lets take a trip to the Playstation 4. Ready to make that soup and send it off into space on a damn rocket! Come with me.. Because where we are going.. Me and you are going to make some Soup…  Also… Nom Nom Nomin on Heavens Dooraaa. If you don’t sing that in your head.. You won’t get it..  Like always.. You do not have to read all of this.. Jump down to the bottom where it says my “Opinion Part of the Review”.. If you know what the hell is going on in the game and just want to see what I think of it.. Read the rest of this entry

PSA! Incoming! NEPTUNIA U!


So many of you know.. might not know..  Last year Neptune U released on the Vita in Japan. Well in less then two weeks it will release here in the States and then in the EU Region. You didn’t? You have no clue about this game? Well here is your PSA! Well.. First some opinion stuff.. then PSA stuff.. Go to bold if you just want the PSA Stuff.. Read the rest of this entry

What All New Games I played in April.. With my opinons?


You ever wonder.. ” I wonder what all Dezkly has played this month?” No… You shouldn’t.. Why would you.. But here you go.. This is what all new games I played/checked out on the PlayStation gaming devices for the month of April… 50 or so.. This is going to take forever.. Read the rest of this entry